and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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