Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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