Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
