you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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