It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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