I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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