where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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