My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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