no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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