do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
