we're blogging at a bar
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Semen is not good for contacts.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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