Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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