There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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