WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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