He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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