He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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