is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
well you can't waste a boner
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
