when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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