Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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