The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My ass is underappreciated
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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