She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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