I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
worst night to have a conscience
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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