they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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