I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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