JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
