Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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