no, he came in my armpit
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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