Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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