no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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