yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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