And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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