Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
FUCK WHALES
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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