Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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