All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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