You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
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Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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