Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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