just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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