Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
