The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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