How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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