I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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