i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
