You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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