My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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