he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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