I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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