Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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