The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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