3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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