I am puke
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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