What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
areolas are like halos for boobs.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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