what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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