He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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