How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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