I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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