When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
sex in a hospital.. check
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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