I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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