The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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