So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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