I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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