I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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